All I can say with some degree of certainty is the last few days are bound to kick me in the nuts with high heeled fury.
Of course Hell is in Norway…
All the facts seem to point in the direction that I was on a date last night..
It cost me money
It involved an actual real life girl
Might the famous dry spell that is my life be heading to a (most likely temporary) end?
Weird shit keeps happening in the hood at night.
As my previous post suggests I seem to have been shit faced last night.. but that is beside the point in this post.
As I was walking up to the apartment complex I live in last night I saw a car coming up from a small bicycle/pedestrian road behind the house (this road can’t even fit a normal size car properly), weird thing is that there is no normal way he could have come down that road.. but to move the story along.. of course I stare in drunken disbelief at the r-tard coming in his shitty old car.. and then promptly move along. I get about 20m when I hear the car stop behind me and I turn around and see a hardcore junkie staring me down with utter death and hatred in his eyes.. well of course I start walking to my door which is 1 min away.. and I hear the bastard turning in behind me.. and following me right up to my fucking doorstep.. creepy bastards everywhere I tell you.
To myvdear vanpocalypse
Well as long as you are fucked up on any substance and still semifuckingfunctional it is all good. You are still trve kvlt grim necro even being north american and that is a real fucking acomplishment in my book.
Drunk bastards online.
I’m swedish it is friday and I can’t even spell my own name if I try and it is all fucking peachy. Semi-alchoholic lifestyle fo lyfe.
I’m trying to find a keg. for my vodka. asap. a huge keg. perhaps a bathtub sized keg that is on wheels, so I can take that shit out in public. YES!
You can always use a pretty old coffeemug like this one.. I mean it doesn’t get more grim necro trve kvlt than this.
First Bethlehem and now I find this.. the Germans sure as fuck ain’t happy much.. except for Tankard of course.. they are constantly drunk and only write songs about drinking beer.. that would make anyone happy.
This would be perfect Walk In music for a meeting.Indeed it would. haha
For those of you feeling a bit to perky today.. this will fix that.
He might not have been/be the most stable human being to have ever lived but fuck he can deliver on a good day.
Maniac personifies Mayhem.
It’s never to early to start fucking over your brain with Abruptum.
OH my God! I see it! Ha! I need that shirt btw :)
T-shirt is from t-shirthell.. and tumblr ate my response.. asshole tumblr.
I guess this explains why my friends insisted on calling me romper stomper when we were in tokyo.
My friend Bacon enjoys a white person derp moment.
